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Jan. 20th, 2020 01:20 pm
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Call for a good time
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[Hanna, straightening himself up for a dramatic reading before clearing his throat and pointing right at the camera.]

Vada the bona corybungus on that omi! I'd like to press my fambles on that dish.

[He'd practiced his lines and everything, what good pronunciation. His British accent needs some work but he is definitely trying.]
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[Hanna drops the accent, raising an eyebrow at Fitz.]

You know, I always thought British people were a little prudish but apparently not.
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Ah well. Gotta play with the info I've got.

Though when you're in on the joke then I feel like it's fair. What does the second part really mean cause there is no way that's any kind of traditional greeting.
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Wow, cut me straight to the fucking bone, dude. [His tone is dry. He's definitely heard worse.]

Anyways, I feel like that other guy cheated me. I held up my end, but I still know both of you are lying. The fuck does framble his dish or what ever mean? I'm serious, it's going to bother me if I don't know.
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If Norton is lying, you're literally saying the same exact thing he did. So you're both liars.

Gate keeping your mid-century slang is a weird hill to die on.
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Because you're so much more trust worthy than he is.

[He thinks maybe not, but what ever.]

Alright! Alright. Sure. I believe you. Though I think that's more of a line than a greeting and I'm pretty sure you're supposed to do the greeting first and then the line. You know, cause skipping hello is rude.
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[There is only the slightest hesitation as Hanna tries to figure out where this is going.]

I mean, I know a few. I've been kicked out of some of them but probably not for the reason you'd think.
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Well, the first one I ever went to, yeah. I guess getting too wasted and mistaking the guy next to you with super long hair as a woman is a removable offense?

[Hanna had in fact not won that fight. Happy twenty-first to him.]

But no. One more guess or you want me to just give it to you?
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[Hanna is just going to let that one go. He kind of did probably look like a guy who didn't pay his tab, which...is partly true because he usually has to ask someone to buy him something in the off chance he is at a bar with someone he knows? Very rare.]

Naw, I'm not the dine and ditch sort of guy, they take that shit straight out of the servers paycheck sometimes and I'm not about to do that to someone.

Anyways, it's more I make people uncomfortable when I talk about my work? Apparently insisting that some patron's great grandmother left her a cursed amulet and needed to get that fixed was a bad move. People started throwing that 'crazy word around, which is never as fun as anyone makes it sound like.
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[Hanna's face falls a little.] bad vibes is a little harsh. More like. They take it as unpredictable or maybe off my meds sort of vibe, which okay, sure. Normal people don't believe the paranormal cause they can't see it?

[He waves his hands as the camera, shifting to the next topic because he knows how that sounds. Excuses for your bad vibes usually only makes them worse.]

Anyways, there is a difference between 'oh that guy is crazy, he was in here downing shots like a machine and killing it at karaoke' and 'oh that guy? He's crazy. Talking about curses and ghosts.'

Tone is very important, but crazy can mean fun in a sort of...enthusiastic, over indulgent sort of way but that's definitely not the version of the word that gets me kicked out of bars.

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